Vauxhall Maloo LSA: World’s fastest pickup now on sale in UK

The Vauxhall Maloo LSA big, brutal, supercharged and ready to terrorize the streets of the UK’s quaint little streets.

Yes, it’s basically a Gen-F2 HSV Maloo R8 LSA with a few griffin and VXR badges tacked on, but it’s ready, legal, fully warrantied, and available from the factory in the UK.

Under the hood there’s a supercharged 6.2-liter V8 with 536PS (394kW) and 671Nm (495 lb-ft), and can do 0 to 100km/h in 4.2 seconds.

Showing that this Vauxhall doesn’t give two ass hats about fuel economy, Vauxhall says “it’s possibly not a contender for next year’s MPG Marathon, the Vauxhall Maloo LSA will haul… well, up to 540kgs (1,190 lb) from standstill to sixty in an unfeasibly short space of time.”

The Vauxhall Maloo LSA is priced from £54,500. As it’s classed as a commercial vehicle, buyers can claim back VAT. Woo!